“Biology Class”
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor, at a posh
suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, ”Miss Smythe, would
you name the organ the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six
times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, and then said
freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is proper question to ask me. I assure
you that my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called
on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with complete composure
replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct", said Mr. Perkins.
"And now, Miss Smythe, I
have three things to say to you: one, you have not studied your lesson; two, you have a
dirty mind; and three, you will, someday, be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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