“Traveling Priest and Nun”
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get repairs
completed, and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.
The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor
problem.
PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the
Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this
one room. I'll sleep on the couch, and you
take the bed.
SISTER: I think that would be
okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm terribly
cold.
PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up, and
get you a blanket from the closet.
Another ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still
terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up,
and get you another blanket.
Yet another ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still
terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would
mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
PRIEST: You're probably
right........... Get up and get your own damn blanket!!!
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