“100 Nuns”
The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session. The mother superior walked out in front of the 100
nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She
began to speak...
Mother Superior: There had been a
sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a
pair a men's underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found
a condom.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And it has been
used!
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a
hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee,
hee!.....
“Carrots”
Mother Superior: We have carrots
for dinner today.
Nuns: Oh, Yeah!!!!!!!
Mother Superior: ..cut up in
chunks, that is.
Nuns: Oooo, darn......
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