“Who’s The Boss?”
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be
the boss.
The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts, he should be the
boss.
The Lungs argued that since he processed all the air... he should be the
boss.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, he should
be the boss.
The Stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the
food... he should be the boss.
The Eyes said without them, man would be helpless... so he should be the
boss.
Then Butt applied for the job.... The Butt stated that without him producing
of the waste, man would be helpless... so he should be the boss.
The other parts laughed so hard, the Butt became MAD!! Then, in vengeance, Butt slowly but surely closed
up! Completely.
One Day passed....
Two Days passed....
Three Days passed...
Four Days passed....
After a week, the Brain went foggy............. the Lungs spasmed in
agony..... the Legs got wobbly.......... the
Stomach was ill......... the Eyes crossed....... The
whole body felt terrible and week....
All parts held a meeting among themselves.
They thought and thought and couldn’t figure out what to do. So, they all conceded and made Butt the boss....
This proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be a boss......
JUST an A**hole....
Food for Thought: Do you ever
notice what BOSS spells backward???
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