"Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like A Penis"
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth
the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call e-mail Envy.
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work
done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to
the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be
used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to
think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and
influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of
trouble.
11. If you play with it too much, you may go blind....
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