"The Letter"
After having been commissioned by G-d to take a survey of how man was doing
on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell
me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" G-d asked. "I'm very sorry to have to
tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There are drugs, alcohol, murders; you name it - a
regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is
this new obsession with oral sex. According to
my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even
four out of five dentists recommend it! I'm
afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," G-d said thoughtfully, "Do you have any
recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in
oral sex. The contents of that message should
tell them exactly what will happen to them on judgment day if they do not stop this type
of activity." replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," G-d stated, "but I think that
instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from
it. Let's send a letter that's personally
signed by me to each one of these good people.
Do you know what the letter said?
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No? You didn't get one either,
huh?
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