“Religious Shorts”
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with
them to Jerusalem. "They couldn't get a
baby-sitter" a small child replied.
During a children's sermon the pastor asked the children what
"Amen" means. A little boy raised
his hand and said: "It means --- tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!"
Inscribed in stone over the great front doors of an old church being restored
was: "This is the Gate of Heaven." Just below it someone had placed a small cardboard
sign which read: "Use Other
Entrance."
A confirmation student was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order. He wrote, "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10,
7."
A woman went to the beach with her children.
Her 4-yr-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore
where a dead seagull lay in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little
boy asked. "He died and went to heaven," she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, "And
G~d threw him back down?"
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we
come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20
Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."
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