“Church Announcements”
1. "Don't let worry kill you - let the church
help."
2. "Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
3. "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community".
4. "For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery downstairs".
5. "The rosebud on the altar this morning is to
announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer."
6. "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the
North and South ends of the church. Children
will be baptized at both ends".
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