 "Cat Riddles"
What would you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy Claws.
Which is the cats' all-time favorite song?
"Three Blind Mice."
What is another name for a cat's home?
A scratch pad.
How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much?
Buy a twenty-pound cat!
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end
of paws!
If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat?
An itty bitty kitty.
What is the best award a cat can earn?
The Purr-litzer prize.
Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
Yes, a spelling bee!
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