 “Why Cats are Better than Dogs”
15. Cats purr. Dogs drool.
14. Cats rub your leg when they
want affection, not when they're horny.
13. Cats use a litter box. Dogs
use your leg.
12. In last year, over 10,000 US
deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.
11. Cats always land on their
feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
10. Cats let you kick them when
you're stressed out.
9. Cats will wait until you've
read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
8. Cats look cute sleeping on the
TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the
screen.
7. Fewer cat owners suffer from
'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
6. No one has ever had to
"Beware of the Cat."
5. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
4. Cats have better things to do
than stick their nose in your crotch.
3. Cats lay on the car in the
heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
2. Why do you think they call it,
"Dog Breath?"
1. Garfield. Odie. Enough
said.
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