 "You Know You're A Cat Person
When..."
...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the
litterbox."
...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat
hair.
...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the
dark.
...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to
invite your guests to sit down.
...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is
sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the
floor.
...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the
kids or grandkids.
...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with
all the cats."
...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in
your wallet.
...you refer to your cat as your furry child.
...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry
"grandchild."
...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
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