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"Blonde Exposure"
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast
hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could
cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS!
I left the baby on the bus again!"
"Treats"
A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on
the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem?
Wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell
me that Pussy Treats are meant for 'cats'?"
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