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“Whom Will You Have?”

 

Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in their gynecologist's office, waiting for their appointments.  All three women are pregnant and due about the same time.   To pass time, they excitedly discussing the sex of their yet to be born babies.

 

The redhead confidently says, "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top when I conceived.”

 

The brunette said, "In that case, I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived."  

 

Then, both of them are startled with a loud wailing.  They both look over to the blonde, who is crying absolutely hysterically.  Big tears are running down her face as and she manages to mumble between the sobs, "Waaaaaaahhhh!!!  I'm going to have puppies!!!!!”


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