. “What Difference Does It
Make?”
A blonde girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to
see the "upturn."
"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on
duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination;
fraternity, maternity.... What's the
difference? All I know is I haven't
demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant.”
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