"Raging Blonde"
A blonde (a T-sip sorority
blonde, of course) suspects that her boyfriend has been cheating on her for some time. In a fit of rage, she visits a local gun shop and
buys a pistol. She then takes the gun with her to her boyfriend’s apartment to
confront him with her suspicions.
As she arrives, she hears amorous sounds coming from within the apartment. In a rage she bursts in and finds her boyfriend in
an amorous embrace with a lovely lady on the floor in front of her.
She reaches into her purse to retrieve the weapon and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. In her grief, she raises
the gun to her own head.
The boyfriend jumps up and begins to plead with her not to end it all. She cocks the gun, looks him angrily in the eye and
says, "Sit down and shut up. You're
next!"
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