"Wheat Field"
There was a blonde driving down the highway with a friend. She looks out into a wheat field and sees another
blonde sitting in the middle of the wheat field in a rowboat, rowing like crazy. Of course, she's not getting anywhere.
The blonde driver of the car screeches to a halt and watches the blonde
rowing the boat. Then she turns to her friend,
and very angrily says: "You know, that really upsets me to no end? It is stupid blondes like her that give us blondes
a bad name!"
She goes on and on for a while. She
finally winds down and looks over at her friend and says:
"You know, if I could swim, I'd swim over there and beat the crap out
of her!"
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