“Blonde Sheep”
There once was a
typical blonde. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond
jokes. One day, she decided to get a make
over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also
went out and bought a new convertible. She
went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"That's a nice
flock of sheep." She said.
"Well thank
you." Said the herder.
"Tell you
what. I have a proposition for you." Said the woman.
"Okay."
Replied the herder.
"If I can
guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" Asked the woman.
"Sure." Said the sheep herder.
So, the girl sat up
and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."
"Wow."
Said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take
home."
So the woman went
and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder
said "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is
it?" Queried the woman.
"If I can
guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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