“Martian Love”
"Tell me," one Earth scientist asked his Martian
counterpart, "just how do you reproduce the species here on your planet?"
"I shall be very pleased to demonstrate," replied
the leader of the Martian group, and he called forth a voluptuous Martian beauty with
three heads. They then engaged tentacles for a few moments and almost at once, a small
pouch began to form on the female's back. It
grew quite rapidly, and within less than a minute, it opened up and a bright Martian
flower, almost in full bloom dropped out. Within
another minute, the flower bloomed and from it dropped an identical copy of the Mother,
only much smaller. It began to scamper around
almost at once.
The Earthlings expecting the same question in return tried
to explain how procreation differs on Earth. The
confused Martians though were more-or-less demanding a like demonstration. After a long conference, with a great deal of
discussion, one of the astronauts convinced one of the female scientists to co-operate and
please their hosts. Neither one of the pair
was too happy with the arrangement, with the large audience gathered around them, but
after all, it was in the interest of not only science, but inter-planetary relations.
While the couple made love, the Martians observed them from
every angle possible in total silence. Only
when they were finished did their leader speak. "That
certainly was the most unusual thing I've ever seen." he said. "But I still don't understand, was the entire
process a failure? Nothing happened."
"It's difficult to say." replied the Earth
scientist. "We cannot tell at once. Some tests can be run in a month or so, but even if
the male did in fact fertilize the female's egg, the baby will not be born for at least
nine months from now."
"Nine months???" exclaimed the Martian.
"Amazing, simply amazing. But tell us this then, if the Earth offspring will not come
forth for quite some time, why were the two of them in such a hurry at the end?”
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