"It's Great To Be A Woman"
* Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
* You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
* You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
* You know The Truth about whether size matters.
* Speeding ticket? What's that?
* New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
* You never had to walk the high school halls with your notebook
strategically positioned.
* If you have sex with someone, and don't call him or her the next day,
you're not the devil.
* Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
* If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
* Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
* You can sleep your way to the top.
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