"An Impression"
An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of
flowers. She threw her arms around him and
kissed him long and hard. After the kiss, he
turned and bolted for the door.
She exclaimed, "Oh!
I'm sorry; I didn't mean to offend you."
"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going to buy
you some jewelry."
"Third
Date"
Some guys are just born losers. Fellow
at work was all worked up about this hot gal he had dated twice before. He came in one day and said it was all over though. I asked why.
He said, "Well, on our last date, we went to her apartment, and she
turned all the lights out after dinner. I got
up and left, because I can take a hint as well as the next guy."
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