"Male
Bashing"
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life,
men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to
show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in
adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys
two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about
were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's G-d's gift
to women? Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get
started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when
it's getting interesting, they're finished until time.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts
don't have eyes.
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What
Men Know About Women."
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They’re
both empty from the neck up.
How do you get a man to exercise? Tie the TV remote control
to his shoe laces.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know. It has never happened.
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