"The Importance Of Correct
Punctuation"
Version I
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are
not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I
yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever
happy--will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version II
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
"Punctuation Does Count!"
An English professor wrote some words on the blackboard and directed
his students to punctuate it correctly.
He wrote: "Woman
without her man is a savage"
The men punctuated the sentence as: "Woman, without her man, is
a savage."
The women punctuated the sentence as: "Woman! Without her, man
is a savage."
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