"Things You Never Hear A Father Say"
"Well how about that? I'm lost! Looks
like we'll have to stop for and ask for directions.
You know pumpkin, now that you are thirteen, you'll be ready for
un-chaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car---GO CRAZY!
What do you mean you want to play football?
Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider
throwing a party.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car. Probably one of those
doo-hickey thingies--you know--that makes it run or something. We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic and
pay whatever he asks.
Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I
make plenty of money for you to spend.
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