"Male & Female Interpretations"
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap
fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing
ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The
open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching
out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The
organ of mooning and passing gas.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not
trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
male: A
device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something
you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
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