"A Mouse Tattoo"
There is a woman
sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The
guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women can
not take enough pain to get a tattoo.
After listening to
the guys gloat for a little bit longer, the woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo,
too!"
The men all look
surprised.
The woman
continues, "I have a tattoo of a cute little gray mouse in a rather private place. Do
you want to see my tattoo?"
The guys are
getting excited as the crowd starts gathering around the woman.
Without much ado,
the woman stands up, undoes her pants and drops them.
She then looks down, looks kind of confused, and gives the men a impish
smile.
One of the men
asks, "What is wrong, sweet lady?"
The woman, with a
big smile on her face, answers,
"Oh, nothing, I can't show you my little mouse tattoo
after all. My pussy must have eaten it."
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