"Three Vampires at the Bar"
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take
their orders.
"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will
have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the
bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light!"
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