"Crying at the Bar"
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The
truck driver says: "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important
meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it
was stolen. The police, they said they could
do nothing.
I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had
gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
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