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"Pig Farm"

John was tired of the rat race of New York City.  He decided to move to the peace and quiet of the country.  He bought a small farm and moved away from the big city.  Not knowing what to do with the farm, he talked to his neighbors.  They suggested going to the local auction and buying some live stock.  John did just that.   In fact, he got a good deal on a dozen pigs at the auction. When he got them home he realized they were all females so he talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his girls pigs over to meet with his boy pigs so this man could get some babies. The neighbor agreed and so John, the new farmer, loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor’s boy pigs.

That night he went back to pick them up and he asked his neighbor, "How will I know if they are going to have little pigs?" The neighbor said that they would start acting really different, roll in the dirt and nestle, and that he could just tell.

So next morning our hero went and checked his pigs, and they were just acting normal so he took them back to the neighbor's farm again. Next morning - same thing; no change so he took them back again.

Next morning poor tired John was sitting at the table.  Driving the girl pigs back and forth was taking a toll on him.  He really was upset that the pigs weren't pregnant yet.  John said to his wife, "Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting any different." 

She looked out the window and said, "Well I don't know how different you mean but 11 of them are in the back of the truck and one is in the front honking the horn!!!!!"