"It Was A Tall Task...."
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting
there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in. "Get a load of her,"
says the mouse, "I fancy that!"
"Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion.
So the mouse goes over to the giraffe and starts talking to
her. Within five minutes they're out the
door and gone into the night.
The next day, the lion is in the bar and the mouse staggers
in. The mouse is absolutely ragged, worn out,
ruined. The lion helps his pal up onto a stool, pours a drink down his throat and asks,
"What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with
the giraffe. What happened after that? Was she
all right?"
The mouse says, "Yeah, she was really something else! She invited me back to her place to spend the
night."
"But how come you look like you're so exhausted?"
asks the lion.
"Well," says the mouse, "Between the kissing
and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!"
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