| “An Englishman In Australia”
An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in
a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While
driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that
Kangaroo?" The man says, "My
goodness! Don't look, dear, it’s disgusting."
Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another
one!" and husband says (with the proper
British accent, of course), "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the
hotel." They arrive back at the hotel
only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel.
The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look,
we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 STAR hotel, and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a
drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further
on, recurrence of the same thing. Then we get
back here only to find a man with one leg, ONE WOODEN LEG, masturbating on your steps. Well, what do you have to say about that!?"
The manager shrugs his shoulders and replies nonchalantly,
"‘Struth, mate, you don’t expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own
kangaroo, do you?"
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