"Who Is Mightiest?"
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small
monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey said, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is mightiest of all
jungle animals?" The terrified deer stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the
mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is
mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, and
slams him against a tree half a dozen times, with the lion feeling like it'd been run over
by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn
tortilla, crapped on it, and ambled away.
The lion hollered after the
elephant flippantly,
"Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
mad."
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