"Feel Like A Woman?"
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in
my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his/her own immediate
peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
The guy is gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black
eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt one button at a
time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and
extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman. He then bends over to her
and whispers:
"Here.... Iron this."
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