"Things You Don't Want to Overhear
Over an Airline P.A. System"
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking; I just wanted to
take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.
2. Hey folks, were going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you
can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of
peanuts.
3. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local
terrain. I assure you that it's all part of our airlines new commitment to make your a
flight a sight seeing extravaganza.
4. Goose! Bogey at 2 o'clock....one on our tail!!!! Eject!!!! Eject!!!!!!!
5. Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)
6. (As the plane turns around right after takeoff)....uhhhhh....we have to go
back ....we ..we ....uhhhhhh ....forgot something.....
7. I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in
weight and drag will mean we'll be flying much more efficiently now. (ironic note: this is actually true for prop
aircraft!)
8. Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend with the suicidal driving
tendencies uses when you get in the car)
9. This is your Captain speaking....these stupid planes are a lot different
than the ships I'm used to.. so you'll have to give me some leeway...
10. It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and
watched the in-flight movie.
11. We've now reached our cruising altitude of 20,000 feet and ... Oh noooooooo!!!!!..
12. Don't worry! That one is
always on E...
13. Get the parachutes ready...
14. Drinks are on me...or I'll have what the Captain's having...
15.Hey, capt'n, take another hit man...
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